My dog has a spooky new best friend.
My favorite doge.
i apologise to every puppy that i havent patted yet and i’ll be there soon pal
when you yell “puppy!” at a lil doge and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”
When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old doge and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little doge thank you for noticing! !”
I do this every single time.
shipping is disgusting you should all be ashamed of yourselves
look what you’ve done
OH NO :(
I CANT FUCKING BREATHE MY BROTHER HAD TO DO A BIOLOGY PRESENTATION ON BIRDS AND HE HAD TO USE A VIDEO IN HIS PRESENTATION AND HE CHOSE THIS VIDEO BECAUSE HE WAS CONVINCED THIS WAS A REAL BIRD
OH MY GOD
It just gets BETTER AND BETTER
I can only answer yes or no.
gus seriously im really bored
do it. anon is on
yooooo the FMK one was hella fun, so if anybody wants to we should also do this you-ask-me-one-I-ask-you-one
I will be RUTHLESS
YES YES YES
Had a pretty nice date last night. We just hung out at her place and talked about a myriad of quite disturbing things, for which she kept apologizing and I kept insisting was the ideal for my kind of date. Apparently her residents in the hall kept making lewd gestures to encourage her confidence. We talked about Spock’s demeanor during non-Pon-Farr sex and she brought out her 80’s era shipping books with terrible fan art. She also apparently tried to resurrect her cat through dark magic just in case a couple months ago. Apparently, should zombies rise, Waffles is allowed to take her into the semi-afterlife.
I think that I have a different definition of what a good date is than most people.
I tried to catch the bus home and the bus driver shut the door as I was stepping onto the bus, lingered for a minute, then drove off, while some douchebag on a bike complained that I’d taken too long to try to get onto the bus. My date had to walk me out to be picked up by my roommate, which is not the most dignified exit. But at our last date, I gave her the double thumbs up and scurried off, so there’s that.
I have another date with a different girl tonight to watch Hannibal. I’m curious to see how it goes because my feelings for her have been all over the place. She’s pretty and funny, but might be a little on the abrasive side for me. I thought I wanted to kiss her and then I panicked and just wanted our date to end so I didn’t have to worry about it happening. I don’t know if I’m just nervous or what happened there. I m the queen of irrational panic. But I also worry about what happens if I realize I’m just not into her. I really don’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings too badly OR lead anyone on.
I also ran into her at the end of my date yesterday unexpectedly. She’s pretty new to the dating scene and super new to poly, so I’m worried about her.
I also have a nice walk or hike scheduled for tomorrow with the “His Dark Materials” Girl. I’m really into her, but I can’t really tell how she feel back, so I’m hoping I’ll be able to figure it out. Our first date went really, really, really well, so I think I’m reading too much into lukewarm planning interactions over the web.
Hot California girl is apparently moving up to my area in a couple months. Excited and intrigued.
A really cute poly couple follows me and they always have great nicknames for their dates. I might have to start getting inventive!
Talked a little about going to law school with my primary’s mother. I was hoping she’d be more excited or interested in talking about it, but she seemed pretty ready to move on with the conversation and talk about other things. That was disappointing. I was hoping I could get some advice. She still seems pretty interested in me being a police officer, which is encouraging, I guess. Meanwhile, I’m scared I’m going to die in the line of duty.
Also holy crap am I… well, not really sore… but my muscles just feel really WEAK. Might have something to do with working out a lot.
I keep getting new followers! Hello! Feel free to stop by and say hello! I like to answer questions and stuff!